fun prank idea: replace all songs on someones ipod with the kidz bop version
alright calm down satan
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11:23 am 106,161 notes
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3:36 pm 203,059 notes
everyone needs these christmas lights on their blog
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its kind of scary how fuzzy wuzzy… WAS a bear… like what happened to him… what did he *become*
10:30 pm 168 notes
so at like 1 am yesterday my friend and i were talking and for some reason we were talking about languages and then just mid conversation i stop and i look at her and say “slurred language. slanguange. slang.” and she just stared back at me like she just witnessed the creation of the universe
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10:18 pm 79,976 notes
do you ever see a picture or smell something or even get a random feeling and suddenly something hits you something weird and nostalgic and you’re absolutely sure you associate this picture/smell/feeling/whatever it is with something in your memory, but you can’t remember what it is and you focus on it for a long time until the wavering memory passes and you’re disappointed as shit
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10:15 pm 56,015 notes
remember 2008 when scene people would run around screaming things like cheese and they thought it made them look random and a fun person to be around
9:33 am 61,564 notes
5:10 pm 53,766 notes
this kid brought christmas lights to school and decorated his desk in every class
Now that’s the spirit
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why do jellyfish only sting when theres physical contact
why doesnt the electricity just surge throughout the entire ocean
why dont jellyfish rule the world
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12:01 pm 89,707 notes
senior year of high school i had the battiest old lady for my ap lit class and we had to get up and present a poem and i totally forgot to memorize one so i got up in the front of the room and recited “hotel california” word for word with a straight face and everyone was like cracking up and the teacher gave me a hundred for being “insightful and poetic”
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11:57 am 63,525 notes
I bet Spiderman left New York City for a day trip and when he came back, he saw the catastrophic aftermath of The Avengers and he was like
“I WAS GONE FOR ONE DAY. ONE DAY.”
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11:52 am 95,856 notes